Northern Blue Vein

A variation of the "Trouser Land Pike", the "Northern Blue Vein" results from the ingestion of excessive quantities of drugs targeting E.D.

"Jeezus Bill, I got a Northern Blue Vein here that wont quit ! I dont know whether to call the guinness book of world records, or get my ass to the E.R."

by smoother1 November 27, 2009

blue balled stomach

when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.

"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "

*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"

by the original tmb May 7, 2018

big blue jay

A man who cries himself to sleep when his mom forgets to cut the crust off of his turkey sandwich

"Randy is still crying?? Wow, what a big blue jay.."

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Blue collar close

In a game of darts (more specifically, cricket), describes closing out a mark with three separate singles.

Nothing fancy here, Dom, let's see a nice blue collar close.

by Blue Collar Bandit May 5, 2019

Big Blue Falcon

A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.

These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.

As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.

by Jimmy Drangus May 8, 2022

blue aqua marine

The sexual act of hiring a dolphin to swim into a woman's vagina, stunting her in the air out of the water as if she was flying.

Dude... My girl and I snuck into Sea World after hours and pulled off the blue aqua marine! It was the most majestic thing I have ever seen..

by MartyBark July 13, 2016

cock-smoker blue

A shade of light blue that would instantly suggest that you smoke pole.

Did you see the guy down the street painted his dirt bike cock-smoker blue?

by Yz Fritz January 28, 2013