Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.

Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!

by Doomcake March 2, 2014

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.

Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."

by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010

pant shitter

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).

GW Bush is a chronic pantshitter.

by DesiDog May 9, 2005

Party Shitter

Someone who acts very pissed off and bitchy at a party, not wanting to drink, dance, or generally have fun. They will try to bring down the mood of the entire party with their debbie downer attitude. An extreme version of the party-pooper; most often girls who are pms-ing and/or who have hurt their shoulder.

Party-going friend: "Liz, you aren't a party pooper. You are a PARTY SHITTER"
Party shitter: "Guys, my shoulder hurts..."

by Cari<3 December 25, 2008

gritter [shitter]

A person who has a crap and leaves grit like objects in the bowl that will not flush away, normally caused from having eaten fish bits with chips, after consuming loads of real ale.

Bob - he's a "gritter shitter"

by solxdi91 December 15, 2008

Shitter Net

Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.

Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?

Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.

by v83image February 14, 2012