turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018

Cock Tease

Denying people the greatest and most derved satisfation

Spongebob in the superbowl half time show was a bigger cock tease than a strip tease video

by Greg5042 February 3, 2019

E-tease wa tities

It is what it is.

Guess the gibberish - e-tease wa tities

Dude- it is what it is

by Karnail27 July 17, 2021

National Tease Your Friend Day

September 7th is national tease your friend day, you know what that means

You: "hey! It's september 7th"
Friend: "oh shit, really? That's National Tease Your Friend Day"

by Life.help101 September 5, 2021

Coch tease

Someone who changes the song just when it gets to the good part.

Jason, stop messing with Spotify and leave it on one song, you’re being such a coch tease.

by Visiblemode December 10, 2022

Black Album Tease

A member of Weezer, usually Rivers, who entices you into thinking we are getting the Black Album. Almost always ends with us not getting the Black Album, and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.

@RiversCuomo Can’t wait for the Black Album!
Rivers, stop being such a Black Album Tease!

by LoveWeezer June 21, 2018

quarter pounder with tease

When someone strokes another persons penis near the base and lower shaft with their hand while teasing the tip and upper shaft with their mouth.

I fell asleep early but woke up when she started giving me a quarter pounder with tease.

by nightmarefixer March 12, 2021