Taylor Swift

Mother.

Person 1: Whos mothering?
Me: Taylor Swift ofc!

by KattyKay10 August 16, 2023

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

taylor swift

literal goddess. songs like "never grow up" and "paper rings" are underrated

person 1: look, it's her! it's taylor swift!
person 2: slay!!!

by anonymous 72 April 28, 2022

Taylor Swift

Also known as the music industry, born on December 13th, 1989 is a global superstar. Taylor Swift possesses three cats which two are girls and one a boy, Olivia, Meredith, Benjamin. Taylor Swift as of 2022 has nine studio albums, and two rerecorded (Taylor's Version) albums; Fearless (Taylor's Version) and Red (Taylor's Version). In order, Taylor Swift (2006); Fearless (2008); Speak Now (2010); Red (2012); 1989 (2014); Reputation (2017); Lover (2019); Folklore (2020); Evermore (2020); Fearless (Taylor's Version) (2021); Red (Taylor's Version) (2021), are all the albums that she currently has released. Lover (2019) up until Red (Taylor's Version) (2021) she owns. Any album circa 2006 - 2017 Taylor does not currently own and is rerecording to gain control and slapping (Taylor's Version) branding on each new rerecord. Taylor Swift is a force of nature so do not mess with her because her fandom will either come for your head or she may write a certified bop about you. :):):)

Taylor Swift - Also known as; Blondie, T-Swizzle, Tay Tay, Mom, T-Swift, CurlyHead, Cat Lady, the list could go on forevermore ;)

by Nils Sjberg March 21, 2022

Taylor Swift

god

"Is that Taylor Swift?"
"No, that's God."

by sonnnyy January 5, 2022

taylor swift

The best music artist in the world.

Have you seen Taylor swifts new album 1989 taylor’s version?

by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023