The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.

Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY

by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022

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Tanner Bishop

Tanner's a nerd. He's smart and all but he looks dumb as hell with his wrestling headgear on. His hair looks like a penis. This bitch ass has the nickname tanpon. Funny guy tho

You - *being a normal human being*

Tanner Bishop - Do you peel your banana?

by TeenageLoser March 13, 2022

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A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

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