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snow queef

When you suck cocaine up your vagina and then queef it out
At the party, that crazy bitch snow queefed it was so hot
by EEMMiac January 12, 2018
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Snow wave

When the wind changes direction and blows snow hard into your face
Amelia was out playing in the snow. Currently it’s snow and freezing rain. She started banging in the door.

Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”

Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”

Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”

Me: “What’s a snow wave?”

Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”

Me: “Did you fall in it?”

Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”

Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”

“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”

And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
by Amelia Varilek February 12, 2019
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snow legs

Similar in concept to 'sea legs' - describes the difficulty people have walking in the snow and slush after the 1st heavy snowfall of the season.
I slipped three times on the way here - I guess I haven't got my snow legs yet.
by cosmicblue December 9, 2009
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snow dare

when the prospect of a snow storm challenges school councils to close their county schools. Often times, they will close the schools, and it will not snow at all. However, if the school is left open, four feet of snow will be rewarded to them for their misjudgement.
"Weatherbug says there's a 90% chance of heavy snow tomorrow, but i think it's just a snow dare, and we'll be out of school for nothing."

"We should have been in school today! there's not a flake on the ground! What a predictable snow dare!"
by tin2oxide January 7, 2010
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dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.
Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.
by Lars Jones March 16, 2021
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Snow tease

When it begins to snow so heavily that you believe that the the next day you won't be going to school/work. Then the snow stops in around an hour
Hannah: Ooh, look at how hard its snowing! We won't be going to school
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease
by SnowTeaseSucks December 18, 2010
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devils snow

by Chinksforlife March 16, 2016
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