slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016

southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr August 21, 2016

collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.

I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.

by ithamore November 10, 2008

slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022

Slow-tarded

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020

The Slow Pack

The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.

I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.

by KTO1 February 18, 2018

Slow up

Comparable to "hold on" or "hold up". Said in a state of confusion to someone saying something that you not quite following.

"Did you know birds die when they have sex?"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, well the one I fucked did."
"Slow up, what?"

by Kaperonis September 5, 2021