runner

A person of legal age who buys alcohol for those of non-legal age.

Hey, we're almost out of beer...someone better find us a runner!

by foxy23 October 27, 2003

runner

someone who is over the legal drinking and/or smoking age, who makes alcohol or cigarette runs for kids. (buys age-restricted substances for minors)

joey: hey you got the vodka?
mark: yea my runner went to the liquor store for me yesterday
joey: awesome!

by concavity December 20, 2009

runner

a woman that will have sex with multiple partners simoltaniously.

Me and the Folks had a runnner the other day, she gave all of us good love.

by bilhed G October 12, 2003

Moon Runner

A beautiful, based individual with swagg.

Dang did you see that "Moon Runner" over there?? oooweeee!

by Lous XIV of England November 7, 2010

Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010

ridge runner

An uncommon word describing a hick or hillbilly. I use it to describe some of the more "colorful" people where I am from. No teeth, chews tobacco, 2 sets of clothes (work clothes and Sunday clothes), usually lives 2 hours or more from the nearest general store, and some are seen walking the back country roads (or searching rivers) with a stick and a bag to pick up the trash and sell it.

"Hey Mom, I saw those damn ridge runners again. They were climbing into the dumpsters and sorting through the trash."

by NathanC May 23, 2006

Taco Runner

A dirty Mexican or a wetback. A human of latin decent with small mans complex that usually has a sister with a mustach.

Fuck off you taco runner before I bend you in half and put you in the trash.

by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005