Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 9, 2013
Get the poo rusemug. by Zansen November 7, 2013
Get the Narnia Poomug. A residual film of poo following intense anal. Located upon the pubic area of the pitcher, it is a member of the Dirty Sanchez family, and may also be referred to as "Five O'Clock Feces".
"After we got done there was poop everywhere- on the sheets, in the ceiling fan, on the front porch...I looked down and noticed that there was some on me too. I had a poo shadow from my bellybutton to my nuts. It came right off, but it sure did smell. -Trooper J
by Dirty Diana 315 October 17, 2008
Get the Poo Shadowmug. by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010
Get the poo-splosionmug. (noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"
2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.
3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.
4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.
3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.
4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
by LaceyP November 16, 2006
Get the poo muffinmug. by Robert C. Wilson September 16, 2005
Get the deja-poomug. A well known graffiti crew from Peterborough, England who are infamous for writing 'Poo Crew' on public property. They are often assosiated with 'The Turd Team' but this is a common misconseption. You will find their handy work in places such as 'Subway' and public phone boxes.
by YoullLearnWhenYoureOlder July 10, 2010
Get the Poo Crewmug.