Pansexual

Someone who gets off on cooking eggs and beacon.

Dam making breakfast wouldn't be this satisfying if I wasn't Pansexual.

by Neckra14 July 30, 2020

pansexual

If you are pansexual then you REALLY like to cook. Pansexual people are attracted to not only pans, but all kitchenware

I am pansexual because I kissed a pan

by Frenchy101 May 28, 2020

Pansexual

Your attracted to pans.

I'm a pansexual

by Yhgjiiiii September 14, 2020

pansexual chaos

We are all crackheads. You declare yourself pan, you start doing the dumbest shit ever. We are insane

Person A: what are they doing over there?
Person B: oh, just pansexual chaos
As the 2 look over at a group of pans with buckets on their head, while waving a flag by a large tree screaming, “MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNBERRRRGGGG.”

by NotTedNivison May 25, 2021

Pansexual

When pans smash each other ( literally) or a pan hits the floor

The pan dropped and I knew from that moment that is was pansexual

by Cool dude 321 July 26, 2021

Pansexual

It's like being bisexual, and also not being a judgemental/racist prick.

"I think i'm pansexual."
"So, you're bisexual."
"Sort of, but I don't care if they're black or white or their religion"
"So, you're bisexual, and also not judgemental or racist?"

by MosebyLover123 January 19, 2016

Pansexual

Anyone who is sexually attracted to pans.

Person A: Why won’t you do the dishes?
Person B: I’m Pansexual, it always turns me on.

by Brushyourteethdaily March 24, 2020