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Promise

The last time I have met a Promise she was soooo emo!! You'd think she'd be such a feminine girly girl because of the name! But she loves the color black! People even mistake her as a boy! Some people even think she is lesbian, or trans!
Ruby: When I first met Promise, I thought she was a boy. And when I figured out she was a girl I thought she was a lesbian!

Edgar: I thought she was a transgender!!
by Kyungyeol127 November 23, 2021
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God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.
Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
by Atooooool June 1, 2023
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Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.
Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise
by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023
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promise

hey, have you seen Promise,

no shes probably eating her 10th dinner
by daylin Brunson June 14, 2023
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