Fanboy Tears

Its cum from triggered fans, mainly over characters they hate.
Its used in a mocking why, as to laugh at their hate toward that character.
"Welp, Luke died and I'm a may-sue, time to drink those Fanboy tears"
by RicBoi2010 June 04, 2018
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gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears
He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.
by keenytn1 December 23, 2008
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Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.
"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"
by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021
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City of Tears

The best fucking area in all of hollow knight, also rain.
Dude: hey bro have you gotten to the city of tears yet?
Bro: yeah bro it’s great!
by Plinplinplon\[T]/ March 25, 2021
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tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
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Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.
Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.
by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011
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tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.
Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.
by Analpenetrator96 December 12, 2015
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