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sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.
Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!
by hot tiffa May 11, 2024
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Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it
A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go
by Sandwich lover 474736 May 11, 2024
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confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.
Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021
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pelvically confused

"the 8th grade girlfriend who was pelvically confused"
by niine_ February 24, 2024
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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