mug envy

The feeling of jealousy and betrayal you get when you catch/find a colleague or other drinking from a mug that is specifically yours, that you always drink from and is always on your work desk, without your permission. Such an event tends to happen when you are away from the mug and people think you're not looking, won't notice, won't catch them or when you have gone out and the individual thinks they'll be finished with it in time before you get back, but you get back early and catch them. Mug envy can happen when someone steals your mug intentionally or accidentally.

*Jane finishes her hot drink, washes it up and leaves the office to go out*

Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"

*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"

Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"

Jand "Wow, mug envy much".

by OfficeNewb November 15, 2013

Mug Usb

When the red Among Us is sus. Usb Mug

Hop on Mug Usb or I'll replace every second word with 'sus.'

by red+is+sus March 24, 2021

Mugs game

The Act of being a Mug by doing something stupid.

Stranger 1: Oi Johnson have u heard about that guy who went university but ended up on a building site 40k in debt, what a mug.
Stranger 2: Yeah Joel i have, university is a mugs game, lets go to the pub and headbutt a child.

by Johnsonthebigman January 31, 2021

yo mug

when someone says "this yo mug" they mean thats how you look in ur mugshot

Maddy Perez: "This yo mug" *shows a pic of the witch from snow white*

Cassie: Gasp!

by maddy zaddy March 24, 2022

Mug Slug

A mustache (generally on pre-pubescent males) that suggests a certain 'sliminess'...

synonym: scumstash

Dave's mug slug is ripe today. He's on a different level of Dirty-Kid.

by georgesmom November 27, 2012

Shivy Mugging

To give someone a shiny mug, one pile drives or absolutely destroys them. This could be in the form of a hit or a strong backhand to the face. It can be applied to sports as well. If Chad Johnson got hit so hard that his helmet went flying off, he got shivy mugged.

Past tense
"Damn bro you fucking wrecked that dudes shit"
"yeah bro I shivy mugged his ass"

Present Tense
"I swear to God I'm shivy mugging his ass if he doesn't shut his face hole"

by GriffzZ September 13, 2018

mug hugged

Someone going in for a hug but then they mug and stab you.

Oh my god he was just Mug Hugged

by Merlin James Vondelrol June 10, 2016