DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020

promise

its meant to be broken.

, Do you promise you'll stay with me? '
' I promise ,
Few years later they will leave you

by Miauu the catt April 14, 2023

Promise

A promise is something that you can’t break every!!! -Mike wheeler

Promise?!? Ya it’s something that you can’t break ever!

by Strange_noah_things January 9, 2018

Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by Wendysfg June 25, 2023

Pinky promise

Something not meant to be broken or played with u must say pinky promise to mean it

I pinky promise I will love you forever

by Nabi Ramirez March 7, 2022

Promise

He’s Probably Fucking your mom

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom

by Bromix November 22, 2021

promise

It’s something you promised and you can never break your promise ever! 💖

I promise to never ever leave you! 🥺

by promise you December 31, 2020