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Vernon Hillbillies

From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them
Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one
by Vhhsguy August 26, 2021
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Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.
Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan
by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021
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The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.
Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.
by Mightbeshortbutsureisskinny102 October 17, 2025
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hillbilly slip 'n slide

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
by Mr. Bigg Dawg June 5, 2018
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hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral
Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.
by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024
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Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
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Hillbilly thugs.

Organization aka. Gang that originated out of pumpkin town.
by Hillbilly thug January 13, 2019
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