Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

Hillbilly thugs.

Organization aka. Gang that originated out of pumpkin town.

I want to be a member of hillbilly thugs.

by Hillbilly thug January 13, 2019

Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash

Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

by _LILGHOSTWRITER_ November 29, 2018

Hillbilly Boom Box

When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.

Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?

Hear What?

Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box

by Grande A June 18, 2011

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.

Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"

by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024