Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.

According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.

by Chain Furious April 4, 2025

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

hillbilly

someone who calls a refrigerator an ice box, lives in a trailer, leaves their christmas tree up for two years, votes for trump, and wears tank tops and jean shorts every day, etc.

god he’s a such a hillbilly

by snoopdoggsbigtoe August 17, 2021

Vernon Hillbillies

From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them

Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one

by Vhhsguy August 26, 2021

Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.

Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018