Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Hillbilly Cunt

A redneck chick who has no sense.

You're nothing but a Hillbilly Cunt!

by Lulu of Carlton February 8, 2022

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

Homewrecker Hillbilly

A country backwoods tramp, many times old, ragged and married, who carries on online with other women’s boyfriends who are much younger than her because she’s trying to feel young again with the inappropriate attention. Then, when confronted, blames the boyfriend for HER inequities.

Look at Ronnda. She’s such a Homewrecker Hillbilly cheating on her husband online.

by Pseudoo February 21, 2021

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021