a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.
Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
by Amfeezy October 10, 2006

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006

Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)
by ukatuka December 18, 2005

douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
by untitledlife September 29, 2005

by DA COW March 24, 2004

Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.
by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.
Hey Steve your a douche bag!
by S-Factor612 September 27, 2008
