The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.

by kotwc June 1, 2024

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Bridge Builder Doctrine

The concept that if you build 1,000 bridges but suck one dick, you’ll be remembered as a cocksucker and not a bridge builder.

Unfortunately, Brad’s merits didn’t hold up when the Bridge Builder Doctrine was applied.

by B Mo 1418 September 4, 2025

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Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender

when one's father gets his niece pregnant and the baby is stolen by a Jewish docter to have his foreskin eaten off and left to die out in the wild, but having been raised by transgender wolfs who are really sexually active.

person 1: "Hey Joe, how about you tell me about your personal life".
person 2: " ok, well I'm a bit of an Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender".
person 1: "umm, what?"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

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