floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

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chaos knowledge

Knowledge untruthful by virtue of existing in a delusion, hallucination or a perceived alternate reality such as a dream.

"Austin, none of us have ever been professional tennis players. Is this more of your dreamworld chaos knowledge?"

by Swagbaggity September 11, 2019

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chaos

a ladder

Chaos isn‘t a pit

by jakuuub August 7, 2017

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A slut who jumps from guy to guy for attention, otherwise known as a “pick me”, she lurks the internet cuz she is chronically online and has no social life, so she seeks that attention online to steal happiness from simps. She pretends to be a fan, she pretends to be a friend, but talks shit about everyone behind their backs and plays both sides in a conflict. Watch out for girls like her.

Simp 1: hey man I want to introduce you to my gf. *shows picture*

Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?

Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.

Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time

by Tobetmaguire August 26, 2025

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