Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2

Although there are some absolute idiots out there, not everyone's a prat. There are some really nice and polite kids out there, but don't be fooled to quickly. The moment you get to know (most) of them, they turn their back on you over something petty. There are girls that will argue over one stealing the other's boyfriend, and I'm telling you now, do NOT get involved with that. What's worse is that the trash talking and drama extends to the hallways. Picture this: You and your best friend have gym together, and on your way over, you approach a group of 8th graders. You pay no mind to them; everyone else in the hall is being crazy. But then, BOOM. You collide with the absolute towers of human beings. This goes for all grades, and even the tiny 6th graders do it. Speaking of hallways, including the collisions, it's COMPLETE CHAOS. The popular kids will slam themselves into, not only people, but doors, walls, tables, lockers, windows, etc. It's practically impossible to get to classes between the yelling, screaming like banshees, making odd noises, and screech-moaning. That's not even the half of it. There are kids who will hit you, and instead of retaliating, you go to a teacher. Guess what happens? Nothing. I'm not even going to start with Mr. Thumb Head. You've heard enough about him. All in all, run for your life, because that's the only way you'll survive here. Stay in vegetables, don't do school, and eat your drugs.

Lil girl1: "oH mY gOD yOu biTCh, yOu sToLE mY bF! uGh-
Lil girl2: "Ummmm... You guys broke up?"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2

by urbanDictionaryAnon420 May 8, 2019

Beef-case

Slide 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb in the arse, pick her up like a briefcase

beef-case- “Yo the other day I beefcased this bitch”

by Mad AH December 7, 2019

Bad case of the Kharjos

When someone or something gets stuck in a planking position facing up or down, and proceeds to move around and go about their business whilst stuck on the ground. Primarily found in Skyrim, and was discovered by and named after Kharjo the Khajiit, right-hand man, or rather, right-hand cat of Lord Scatsbury Himself.

Friend 1: *is moving around on the ground*
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"

by Micher J December 26, 2019

Third Case Syndrome

Third Case Syndrome is when an Ace Attorney game has a filler 3rd case. These filler cases are usually the worst in the entire game.

Reviewer: Turnabout Big Top is the worst case in the entire Trilogy! It falls to the Third Case Syndrome.

by IntelligenceDefines September 10, 2022

Liam's cases

Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.

Also the technical equivalent to aids

Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat

by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

building a case

When some one saves all the nasty voicemails or texts you have sent them. Or records the fight that you've had.

What are you building a case on me?

by Anita Hit April 15, 2019

Vanilla Scented Pencil Case

Another word for v-card

"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"

by iamwhouthinkiam March 6, 2023