Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much
Might have a penis.
Might have a penis.
Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.
by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019
Get the Callummug. If you know a callum then you are a very lucky person. Callums tend to be very good at football, very caring and just great to be around.
Callum is the besto
by Callum finazzi January 13, 2020
Get the Callummug. 
Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.
by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 29, 2022
Get the Callummug. A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.
by Domestic violence November 4, 2020
Get the Callummug. A spotty little femboy who hides his skirty wurtys under an oculus box and his boon arm is incompatible with his house
by mixnerl March 20, 2024
Get the Callum duncanmug. by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019
Get the Callummug.