Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud Piggy

A person who is obsessed with eating ass.

You see that guy over there by the dumpster. Word has it from all the ladies turning tricks on 5th and Jackson that he is a real Mud Piggy.

by Elohdaeh March 3, 2021

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022

youre mud

You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017