alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.

Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.

by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

The person who birthed you

Your mother aka thomas's dumb ass

Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY

by Jacob McNugget March 30, 2020

Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.

Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024