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Dylan

Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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Dylan

The name Dylan is a Welsh baby name. In Welsh the meaning of the name Dylan is: Son of the wave, born near the sea, influence. Famous bearers: Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, American folk singer Bob Dylan.
The word dylan is a name often liking the sea also famous artist Dylan wadron lives
by Dwaldron16 June 13, 2017
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Dylan

Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
Is that, a wild DYLAN??? YOU'RE AN ASSHAT!
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018
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Dylan

The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).
That retard over there is such a dylan.
by OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG November 11, 2011
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Dylan

Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay)

he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
Person 1: hey have you seen Dylan??

Person 2: hes with his boyfriend....
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
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The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008
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Dylan

A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.
Oh god, Dylan is looking at us.
by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010
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