your mom

A phrase often used by townies as an insult. This is because they don't have the brain power to think up anything better then these two simple words (its a surprise they even remember that!) Commonly used by boys in pretence that they shagged your mom last night.

person 1: You stupid piece of shit,why the fuck did you do that?
townie 1: Your mom

by jaffacakes April 28, 2004

your mom

the hottest slut EVAH

person 1: man, I wanna do your mom
person 2: ...
person 1: *gets punched in face*

by klanci and n0ob October 26, 2005

your mom!

stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex

someone: so what did you do last night?

You: your mom!

by angelaa... March 18, 2008

Your mom

A brainless reply to almost any question that is only used by retards/losers/posers/people who think that they're cool.

Also see 'your face'.

R: What're you doing..?
A: Your mom! Ohh burn!

by Parasitic December 09, 2007

your mom

When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.

John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.

Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.

by Dan Esposito November 22, 2005

your mom

A random come back that doesnt really mean any thing.

Billy-You suck
Kent-You suck
Billy-Your MOM sucks

by Jac Tipe October 26, 2003

your mom

1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

by you moma February 19, 2010