turkish bath

a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it

Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up

by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

Turkish Anteater

Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.

I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.

by Dasavagewon November 27, 2007

talking turkish

The strange noises that accompany vomiting.

What that horrible noise outside? - its ok its only a tramp talking turkish

by Trevor turnip December 27, 2003

Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

by STS07 June 6, 2011

turkish pizza

its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)

dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!

by asdfoiu September 5, 2008

Turkish Bath

Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.

El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.

Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"

by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009