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zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.
Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.
by PuffyRI February 6, 2023
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Zoom

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.
by Outsideworld December 31, 2023
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Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.
"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"
by Jony Mike December 22, 2022
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Zooms

Person 1: “Hey do you want to do zooms tonight?”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
by Doozy Clout Fam December 1, 2018
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Zooming

Zooming can mean one of these things:

1. overanalyzing.
2. Moving fast.
3. To expand a size.
4. To doze off
1. "-Hey dude i found something interesting here. ~Seriously, thats just a visual effect. Stop zooming."
2. "The airplane is zooming in the skies."
3. "-Do some zooming on that image."
4. "-Your son is always zooming in the classroom."
by RAZ369 December 3, 2018
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ZOOM

Kate: sorry bob gotta ZOOM
by the big GAYYYYY February 21, 2019
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ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.
John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!
by looart September 24, 2018
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