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Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
by Doomcake March 2, 2014
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shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.
This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.
by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015
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Vacuum Shitter

1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.
Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."
by Jeffersone Clasperfish July 25, 2010
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pant shitter

See pant crapping. One who defecates in his pants, due to loss of voluntary bowel control, often secondary to overwhelming emotions (stress, fear, anxiety, elation).
by DesiDog May 9, 2005
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Party Shitter

Someone who acts very pissed off and bitchy at a party, not wanting to drink, dance, or generally have fun. They will try to bring down the mood of the entire party with their debbie downer attitude. An extreme version of the party-pooper; most often girls who are pms-ing and/or who have hurt their shoulder.
Party-going friend: "Liz, you aren't a party pooper. You are a PARTY SHITTER"
Party shitter: "Guys, my shoulder hurts..."
by Cari<3 December 25, 2008
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shitter title

a shitter title is a videogame that is not worth the $60 it costs at launch, but is worthy of a $10 (or lower) purchase. shitter titles usually have some gaping flaw, be it graphics, story, or gameplay. there are in fact different tiers and characteristics of a shitter title, such as:

bottom of the barrel, don't touch that shitter: these shitters are the worst of the worst, and you shouldn't play them even if you got it for the price of a beefy crunch burrito. (about 99 cents.) games like naruto: shippuden, vampire rain, and nearly any movie-liscensed game are good examples.

mid-tier shitter: this shitter isn't a bottom of the barrel shitter, but it definitely isn't a high-quality shitter. however, this shitter CAN be enjoyed by the select few who overlook its abundant flaws. some examples of mid-tier shitters are most sonic games, the force unleashed, and jurassic: the hunted. one should only spend about $5-8 on these shitters.

top-tier shitter: a top tier shitter is a shitter that is very close to being a "goodie", but some flaws hold it back from reaching "great" status. however, one should definitely seek out top-tier shitters. they're fun, and the best of the bunch have full co-op campaigns, THOSE are the top of the heap shitters. games like hunted: the demon's forge, F.3.A.R., prey, and syndicate can all be considered top-tier shitters. one may spend an upwards of $15 on these shitters, making them quite pricey.
"i went on amazon today and purchased a bunch of shitter titles. i can't wait to pop-in hunted: the demon's forge and play that online coop!"
by namelessRAGEguy June 14, 2012
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Shitter Shield

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.
Holy shit guys the tank has a car incoming! Charles head for the Shitter Shield!
by H@v0c May 13, 2011
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