Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021

Mud Eater

(Derogatory) A person from Brazil

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.

by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022

Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.

Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."

by 6969haha December 11, 2020

Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.

Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020