Skip to main content

mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
mugGet the mind-controlling nose gnomemug.

AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
by A counselor October 30, 2017
mugGet the AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)mug.

Gnome

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"
by greengoblen August 6, 2020
mugGet the Gnomemug.

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.
by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024
mugGet the Krusty Gnomemug.

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!
Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."
by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023
mugGet the gnomemug.

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.
Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
by aarondoctor October 14, 2023
mugGet the Tellendale River Gnomesmug.

Share this definition