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fucking hour

A fucking hour is a fraction of time shorter than an actual hour. You know its like when a dude thought that he was fucking for an hour but it was like ten minutes, thats a fucking hour.
"We went across town for some food, I swear it felt like a fucking hour but was really just 20 minutes"
by mpaarating August 2, 2017
mugGet the fucking hourmug.

Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.
Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
mugGet the Mask Hoursmug.

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes
"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017
mugGet the stoner hourmug.

banana hour

The hour at which anything is hysterically funny (such as the random mention of the word banana) after staying awake for an extended period of time
Dude, it’s 4 am, why is Todd in the other room laughing his ass off?

Oh, it must be banana hour.
by BMDragon November 11, 2017
mugGet the banana hourmug.

route hour

Usually a time of night where you text all your hoes (bootycall hours); to make your rounds; daily route
Liquidasia told her best-bish Aquanasia not to let that dusty boy DayDay call her during route hours!
by Starr5 January 28, 2014
mugGet the route hourmug.

porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
mugGet the porn hourmug.

FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)
Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now
by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017
mugGet the FaceTime hoursmug.

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