When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018
Get the pre-columbian releasemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025
Get the Curtis "'50 Cents'" Jackson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.mug. The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009
Get the Extended Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
Get the Collision Courses: The Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
Get the Deborah "Cammie" Macomber: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug.