Run batch

The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.

Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!

by Meathammer December 14, 2013

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

run dos run

Phrase to signify a joke is not funny.

a: C:\dos..

b: run dos run, its' crap, stfu.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Cool Runnings

Peace be the journey

catch up with you later, cool runnings

by Maynard G. June 5, 2011

run a fade

To "fade" someone is essentially the same as beating someone, be it singularly or in a group. The phrase "run a fade" is usually used during a confrontation, or if the confrontation is planned. To "run" said fade means that the belligerent parties will meet at another location to fight, or if one party is asking the other if they want the fight to start right then and there.

"I ain't even playin' with you or your boys' shit no more. You wanna run a fade or not?"

by PregnantPickle October 16, 2005

running with scissors

Doing something dangerous and reckless. Doing something forbidden due to the potential danger in it.

"You know your running with scissors acting like that, right ?"

by Kotlar Ben July 4, 2008