Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

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Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.

Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.

by HD9900 April 09, 2014

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When you crap in a toilet and don't flush, leaving unsuspecting victims to find your creation.

I can't believe I just added to that mud basket in the hopper! Thats a double-mud basket for the win!

by klar February 25, 2009

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Having to take a shit right after you drink coffee.

I drank and extra large coffee and had to take a mud dump right after. I was dropping mud

by Jpeso75 January 20, 2018

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The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea

Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!

by Velocis March 26, 2021

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Hot brown lava, clinically known as feces or fecal matter, either human or animal. Often characterized by its unholy aroma.

That cheesy five layer burrito gave me the worst pungent mud.

That fart smells like pugent mud bro.

poop diarrhea dump shit crap

by TheBetch July 26, 2015

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You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017

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