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Ipod manicure

the act of being neat with your ipod when your done listening to it, as opposed to just shoving it all in your pocked and tangling it up. this includes untangling the headphones straightening out the other end of the headphone that always twists up, and wrapping it around your ipod neatly so it doesn't all buldge in one place
WARNING: this has not been determined gay or not so just to be on the safe side nver attempt this in public or you may be called a faggot or a queer
i like to give my ipod a manicure when im bored to pass the time so that i dont have to untaangle it next time i use it

Fiend: wut u doin?
Me: nothin just givin my ipod a manicure
Friend: really u just did that an hour ago
Me: yeah i know these headphones suck im gettin a zune next time fuck ipods
friend: good idea

ipod manicure
by hendrixpageslash January 17, 2009
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Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.
- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle
by Ravasolix August 14, 2009
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iPod

Definition 1 (proper noun): Apple's Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player.

Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player
David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850! It's way better what you got!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...

D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!
by gplpark92 September 3, 2008
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ipod

A portable digital jukebox that fits right in my shirt pocket.
instead of having a bulky cd player in my pants pocket having to frequently change cds, i can just listen to my ipod which i have easy access to in my shitr pocket and not have to change cds
by jackson, j May 15, 2006
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ipod

The name iPod refers to a class of portable digital audio players designed and marketed by Apple Computer. (Hewlett-Packard also markets the product under the name Apple iPod + HP.) iPod offers a simple user interface designed around a central scroll wheel. Most iPod models store media on a built-in hard drive, while a lower-end model, iPod shuffle, relies on flash memory. Like most digital audio players, iPod can serve as an external hard drive while connected to a computer
I want an iPod to listen to music.
by shiruken343 June 11, 2006
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ipoder

One who is seldom seen without an Apple Ipod in his/her possesion.
Here comes the 'ipoder' listening to his 10,000 portable cd collection
by dericmacaoidh May 13, 2005
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Freshman Ipod

when freshman in schools are given laptops to use for educational purposes, but they load it with tons of downloaded music and walk around with headphones on and an open laptop to listen to the music rather than buying an ipod. originated in Glen A Wilson. by 4th period PE
Person 1: hey look at that freshman and his laptop
Person 2: shut up let him rock his freshman ipod
by the eye on facebook November 7, 2009
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