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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
by A counselor October 30, 2017
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Gnoming

When someone looks for gnomes. Most people do it when insane. (Watch out if you are looking this up) You could go gnoming in your garden.
I was feeling quite bored so I decided to go gnoming.

OR
I am going insane doing all my homework and so I went to my garden to go gnoming.
by lol I pop February 6, 2024
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gnomed

Get gnomed
person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun

Person 1: oh I've been gnomed
by GIMME DA SUCC May 8, 2019
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Gnome

hes not a gnoblin, not a gnelf he’s a gnome
by AUTISTICREATURE May 19, 2023
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Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have
"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."
by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025
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