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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
by A counselor October 30, 2017
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Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes
I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively
by Hard at work September 17, 2021
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Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.
“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”
by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018
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Gnoming

To hunt for gnomes
The action of hunting for gnomes
Maria went gnoming in her garden
by lol I pop June 30, 2023
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Honey Gnome

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023
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