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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
mugGet the mind-controlling nose gnomemug.

AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.
AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .
by A counselor October 30, 2017
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Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.
I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.
by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022
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Gnome

Guh-no-mey
A garden gnome who was conscripted and conspired with other gnomes to become a more human gnome.
by viij January 2, 2023
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Gnome your chums

by Im_just_JK September 30, 2020
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Gnome

an inter-dimensional god who watches over all of time with his strange little hat and laughs maniacally at all who pass by.
Hey, you laugh like a gnome!
by King Gnomus June 18, 2020
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