Adam: Hey have you seen my floor scraper?
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.
by UrMommaHomo69 March 31, 2022
Get the Floor Scrapermug. by Trenly September 21, 2016
Get the Floor 11mug. A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.
by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011
Get the Floor Pencilmug. It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.
You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.
If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.
And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.
Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.
If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.
And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.
Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."
Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."
Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"
Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."
Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."
Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."
Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."
Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."
Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"
Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."
Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."
Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."
Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."
Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
by sahwi January 22, 2023
Get the Floor Girliemug. by willywill430 November 19, 2014
Get the floor dipmug. by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019
Get the Crap on the floormug.