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Rizz Myself

the peakiest peak to ever peak
BUT I ONLY NEED TO RIZZ MYSELF, I ONLY NEED TO RIZZ MYSELF!
by plungebot April 25, 2025
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Myself

I just used my own name and personality on my last post lol. Also my pp is small
I like the word ‘myself’.
by AnusTheThird November 14, 2021
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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024
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Identify Myself

You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.
Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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Myself

And I described myself with a level of perfect precision and honesty the likes of which the world has ever seen.
Hym "And it's not like I didn't describe myself."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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