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dirty edmund

A dirty Edmund is when 3 or more gay guys are in a row having sex with each other each inside the others ass while the rear jerks off the front man and and front man has a finger in the rear mans ass.
last night I dislocated my shoulder and pulled a hamstring while trying to do the dirty edmund
by RickVicious January 4, 2014
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Emmonie

A super sexy guy that will never leave his woman's side and usually have a really big dick
Emmonie has been with her for 5 years
by Suik October 8, 2013
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Edmund

A Edmund a very rare species mixed with in humankind a true Edmund is born once every Millenia they are complete pieces of well you know who will take your food without giving any an Edmund has no future goals all they wish to do is to live off others and be a bum
Don't become an Edmund they. Are the worst
by Black+Decker July 7, 2019
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Edonyx

A baryonyx-like dinosaur which has Ed Crankshaft's head is almost always seen in a Toledo Mudhens uniform: cleat sneakers, red cap, and all. Often works as a coach or teacher of younger dinosaurs. Kid dinosaurs look up to the Edonyx almost as if he were their grandad. When you see him don't run away because a former dinoball player is coming your way!
Edonyx: Hello, class. I'll be your dinosaur school teacher this year. I'm the Edonyx, and I eat Cream of Crankshaft.

Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?

Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.

Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?

Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.

Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!

Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.

O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!

Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 22, 2011
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Dirty Edmunds

'Dirty Edmunds'

/ˈdərdē ejə-məns /

verb
1. Being abandoned by a female companion through manipulation, because there's a lack of Food or Ice Cream.

"My boys girl pulled a Dity Edmunds on him today."

2. Being Manipulated by a female companion to spend all of your money on food or Ice Cream.

" Hunter's wallets empty today because his ol' lady pulled a Dirty Edmunds.

3. Catching a UTI because a males female companion wanted him to sodomize her.

" Max had to goto the Hospital because he performed the Dirty Edmunds.
by Sakima Loki June 26, 2019
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edmond memorial high school

Edmond Memorial High School is the best school in Edmond, Destroys all the other schools like North & Santa Fe
Do you go to North High?

No way! I go to Edmond Memorial High School, nuck forth!
by Edmond_Memorial September 5, 2021
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emonessence

emonessence - (ee-mo-ness-ens) noun.: when An Pham is writing and listening to Taylor Swift. a combination of the word Emo and Essence. - also see loser.
Wow, I think An Pham is writing again, I can hear the Taylor Swift playing. It's emonessence setting in.
by klasiphide November 17, 2010
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