Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.

Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Rare Skee-Ball Hi-Top Shoe Basketball Arcade Game

High Tops was produced by Skee Ball, Inc. in 0.

Skee Ball, Inc. released 19 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1980.

Other machines made by Skee Ball, Inc. during the time period High Tops was produced include Alley Hoops, Circus Hi Rise, Killer Beez, Operation Vortex 2000, and Skee Ball Classic.

Bob: I’m going to play the Rare Skee-Ball Hi-Top Shoe Basketball Arcade Game Today.

by Your bob September 2, 2022

obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

Basketball

A term used when you want to jam or masturbate or when your horny

Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball

Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer

by mikey699924 June 4, 2022

basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers

Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!

by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017