Do you need a broom?

When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.

Do you need a broom? bitch?

by crowboy11111 September 29, 2010

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broom trick

The broom trick is a prank. When somebody is using the toilet, you get a broom out and gently lean it against the door. When they come out, the door swings in and BAM! The broom falls down and smacks the hard floor.

The real "trick" of the broom trick is that most people will feel embarrassed and put the broom away!

Extra points for bristles up.

dude 1 is taking a shit. He washes his hands, checks his boogers, and opens the door to leave

WHACK!

Dude 1: God damnit, the broom trick again?!

Dude 2: I got you good you fucker!

by gordykeefers May 25, 2010

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The Bafroom

A closed facebook group where thousands of people would post violent and gruesome pictures and videos as well as making fun of disabled people.

The Bafroom members: Harvey Price is a downer

by Pepefrog July 6, 2019

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Get-a-broom

Derivative of oft. used "Get a room" (often uttered to couples passionately going at it in full view of the general public). Used in the context "get a broom (and clean up that mess!)", often said to a friend or passer by, when a shambles or a man/woman is in view. A mess of course, is a commonly used term for somebody whose life is in disrepear, or those who have consumed far too many noxious substances, perhaps over a long period of time.

Matt stumbled into the room with a 'J' in one hand, and a Special brew in the other, spouting on about how good fightstar really are. "Get-a-broom!", I exclaimed to my pals next to me, nodding my head in Matt's general direction.

by Dan Daman July 21, 2008

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