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albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
mugGet the albertmug.

Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
mugGet the Albertemug.

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
by Cold albie April 1, 2013
mugGet the Cold Albertmug.

Albert

Liz's property
Albert belongs to lizi
by Assxrack April 23, 2022
mugGet the Albertmug.

Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines
Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic
by D Flawless March 18, 2022
mugGet the Albert Boorlamug.

albert einstein from temu

me
i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
mugGet the albert einstein from temumug.

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