<.7.9.7.6.> Tony Plana Just Expresses Everything Towards Klayton Albert<&>AndA<&>Terrence Richardson<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> Tony Plana Just Expresses Everything Towards Klayton Albert<&>AndA<&>Terrence Richardson<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.
He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.
Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021

by jinjerboi November 22, 2021

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.
by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

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by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
