Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 20, 2020

little scooter

big dick

i love his little scooter

by bla b la January 17, 2017

Kool Scooter Master

A ‘Kool Scooter Master’ often refers to someone who is extremely skilled in the art of being Kool and scootering like a madlad e.g. Miss Harlow (A legend among scooter masters)

Wow, look at Miss go! Isn’t she a Kool Scooter Master!

by kidfromkoolsville February 19, 2019

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016

Scooter

a young man who knows all the information in his department, and most likely moves up the ranks in his company starting from the bottom...

Hey that guy knows everything around here, he is a scooter for sure. I hope the higher ups recognize his hard work.

by LILI Will April 6, 2023

Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold

Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce

by anonymous July 10, 2023