samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"
by louisarmstrong9099222 May 29, 2022
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Samuel Chai

One massive fanny who creates bullshit excuses in order to watch xXMonster _rapes_Litle_Girl_HentaiXx and eat Herbalife protein bars which are cult aproved btw he also enjoys talking to older women who have no lifes and play league and only gain self worth through a horny 16 year old named samuel
by Quirky_Orc January 03, 2019
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Shades Of Samuel

Shades of Samuel is a term created by the artist Stella Grayson. She describes it as a faze when someone is living their life through their ex-lover. An example is watching over them when the relationship is over. A state of not being able to move on or go forward stuck in time. Living your life for them.
Tommy: hey dude, have you seen Stella?

Adam: yeah, she's still living in shades of Samuel
by Stella Grayson July 19, 2018
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Samuel Chung

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy. I LOVE CUM
Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy I love cum said Samuel Chung
by Yummy yummy yummy November 19, 2019
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Samuel Wu

The one kid you see who run from every time he looks at you.
EYYY Samuel wu reminds me of a dried prune
by Nicole to your right March 08, 2019
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Samuel Wright

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
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Samuel Shenton

Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England
by theepicjoker March 15, 2018
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