Kyle

Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)

If you disrespect kyle he will open a can of whoop-ass on your face

by ching is October 29, 2020

Kyle

that one kid that just a dick

damm Kyle is a bitch

by TTVUGAY January 1, 2020

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.

Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special

by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle knows what’s really going on in the world. He’s a smartass most of the time but can be genuine when it counts. If you have a friend like Kyle you probably have the same views as him. An evil ginger -like all gingers- if you get on his bad side. Kyle is fun loving and always learning something new. If you know a Kyle you know they love to fly drones and sing to old rock songs about life in its truest light.

Friend “did you know…”
Kyle “yeah I watched an entire documentary on it last night! 🤠

by That Small Town Girl November 27, 2021